I have two cats.

Tabby the black ninja kitty, and Sam the wimpy lovely kitty. I swear to God, they are trying to sabotage me. Staring at me every morning...... waking up to a furry head in my face. Knocking shit over, hiding my stuff.

I never lost anything until I brought Tabby home. She watched me when I look for stuff too... her yellow eyes.. just watching, and silently laughing at my misfortune.